Childhood // Rhymes // Truth

President Trump
(adapted from Green Eggs and Ham
by Dr. Suess)

That Uncle Sam!
That Uncle Sam!
I do not like that Uncle Sam!

Do you back President (elect) Trump?

I do not back him, Uncle Sam.
I do not like President Trump.

Would you back him here or there?

I would not back him here or there.
I would not back him any where.
I do not back President Trump.
I do not like him, Uncle Sam.

Would you back him in the House?
Would you like him for his spouse?

I do not back him in the White House.
I do not like him, not for his spouse.
I would not back him here or there.
I would not back him any where.
I do not back President Trump.
I do not like him, Uncle Sam.

Would you watch him on T.V.?
Would you watch him in a tee?

Not on T.V.
Not in a tee.
Not in the House.
Not for his spouse.
I would not back him here or there.
I would not back him any where.
I do not back President Trump.
I do not like him, Uncle Sam.

Would you? Could you?
For out nation?
Back him! Back him!
In his station.

I would not, could not for our nation.

You may like him.
You may see.
He may be your cup of tea.

He would not, could not be my cup of tea.
Not for our nation! Now, let me live free!
I do not like him on T.V.
I do not like him in a tee.
I do not back him in the white house.
I do not back him, he is a mouse.
I would not back him here or there.
I would not back him any where.
I do not back President Trump.
I do not like him Uncle Sam.

Our Money! Our Money!
Our Money! Our Money!
Would you, could you for our economy?

Not for money! Not my cup of tea!
Not for our nation! Now, let me live free!
I do not like him on T.V.
I do not like him in a tee.
I do not back him in the white house.
I do not back him, he is a mouse.
I would not back him here or there.
I would not back him any where.
I do not back President Trump.
I do not like him Uncle Sam.

Say? In a war?
Here in a war?
Would you, could you in a war?

I would not could not in a war.

Would you, could you if he were funny?

I would not could not if he were funny.
Not in a war. Not for the money.
Not for our nation! Not my cup of tea!
I will not back him! Now, let me live free!
I do not like him on T.V.
I do not like him in a tee.
I do not back him in the white house.
I do not back him, he is a mouse.
I would not back him here or there.
I would not back him any where.
I do not back President Trump.
I do not like him Uncle Sam.

You do not back President Trump?

I do not back him, Uncle Sam.

Would you, could you while we're at peace?

I would not, could not while at peace.

Would you, could for our police?

I would not, could not for our police.
I will not, will not while at peace.
I will not back him if he were funny.
I will not back him for the money.
Not for our nation! Not my cup of tea!
I will not back him! Now, let me live free!
I do not like him on T.V.
I do not like him in a tee.
I do not back him in the white house.
I do not back him, he is a mouse.
I would not back him here or there.
I would not back him any where.
I do not back President Trump.
I do not like him Uncle Sam.

You will not back him.
So you say.
Ty him! Try him!
And you may.
Try him and you may, I say.

If he were she and roles reverse?
Would the others be so adverse?
He's the next POTUS, like it or not.
A nation divided is just a big clot.

You may not like him, but how could you know?
He's never been part of the political show?